mammon

[gitalong]

I think mammon Is the meme

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wednesday??? tuesday??????? time is fake

[gitalong]

[ hey Mammon

wherever you are, you might see/hear a shrill yapping just outside the door. one that seems to fade away before returning, full blast.

it's Missile. he seems to be running a circuit through a number of rooms, barking. at nothing. ]

[mammoney]

Uh.

[what]

[He's going to follow the sound, at least, even if most of his eyesight is like. Majorly gone. At least Missile is loud!]

Hey! Hey, doggy! Whatcha barkin' at? Where are ya?

[gitalong]

Oh! Look out! Catch it! Catch it, it's right in front of you!!!

[ he's coming around again for another lap ]

[mammoney]

Huh??

[He just. Throws his hands out?? Like he's expecting to catch a big ball??? Of course, he catches nothing.]

Wh-what are you talkin' about?!

[gitalong]

Awwww, you missed it.

[ at least, Missile assumes that's what happened. he didn't actually... see a whole lot. ]

Haven't you noticed? There's been another weird dog wandering around! And they're not on any of the wall plaques! It's very suspicious!!! So I've been trying to catch them!

[mammoney]

...My eyesight's like halfway gone, buddy. I can't see this other dog you're talkin' about.

[And a very long pause.]

Wait a sec. How....how are you talkin'? The hell?!

[gitalong]

Miss Peach gave me a special collar! But I've been talking since the day we met! You just couldn't understand me.

[ why are so many of you not fluent in Bork :\ ]

Oh, but if you can't see, I guess it's not your fault. Umm... What if you just stood in the door and I chased them to you? You can't miss then!