gitalong | ken

[ sweats.

well, ken is opening the door once he gets the assurance from missile that he'll be fine off of the leash, which, honestly, given how he's having a conversation with him right now, he should know better. ]

I knew you were a smart dog.

[ he'll go about getting freshened up later. dog needs to go out for obvious (or not) reasons. ]

Come on, let's go.

[ i refuse to think about the logistics of the obvious reasons, so: Missile is just out here to have a good time. ]

Oh, thank you! You're very smart too!

[ and off he nyooooooms as soon as the door is open. which, admittedly, isn't that fast. maybe 1.5 mph? ]

[ thank you for this trav. truly my hero.

but he'll laugh at missile when he calls him smart. it's not really an insult though maybe it should be??? but what kind of person would get bent out of shape over stuff like this?

but as he nyooooms, ken shall follow suit with a smaller nyom. ]

What kind of person is Miss Kamila?

[ clearly she's his owner. ]

Miss Kamila is... very easily distracted! And she pays attention to the "hello?" and the moving box more than me! And she gets into trouble a lot!

But... she also gives the best hugs!!! And she brushes me and takes care of me! I love her a lot!

[ miss kamilaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

[ this will be most laughing ken will do in any thread ever and it's with the best dog so it's fair. ]

I'm glad that you have an owner that takes such good care of you.

[ and, well, because he has to know... kids are curious and the like. ]

What kind of trouble did Miss Kamila get into?

Don't tell anyone, but Miss Kamila is very forgetful. She loses the remote all the time! And she got kidnapped! Oh, and she's really clumsy too. Sissel and I got her to drop the red muffler just by hitting it with an umbrella a little!

Don't worry—your secret is safe with me. I promise I won't tell anyone.

[ except uh. ]

But isn't it bad for her to get kidnapped?

ken

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