jin ling

[gitalong]

i feel like all the jin ling memes are mean or sad :(

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[goldpeony]

[Missile can be an emotional support animal, it’s fine.]

Heh. You would think treats are nice. Fairy, too. That’s how we trained her. She would get pheasant meat.

[This doesn’t rectify the situation he explained, but he really doesn’t think he has any discourse for Uncle Jiang, or he’ll just get punished.]

We’ll get home. We’ll find a way. Like a transportation array.

[gitalong]

[ but why aren't humans trained like dogs??? that's the real question ]

... What's a transportation array? Is it like traveling through the telephone?

[goldpeony]

...What's a telephone?

[ha ha]

It's a--like a talisman you use to transport yourself from one place to another. It takes a lot of spiritual energy to use.

[gitalong]

... Is spiritual energy like electricity? Because that's what the telephone runs on! You pick it up and say "Hello!" into it.

[ technically... true.. ]

Oh, but we'd all have to be souls to do that... And not everyone can travel that way. I can't, only Diesel can.