[Here's Mammon, lounging back on the bed. He's got a bit of a sour look because THANKS FOR GETTING HIM INTO (YET-UNTHREADED) DOPPELGANGER SHENANIGANS but whatever, Missile is cute, its hard to get mad at him.]
Mammon ate a bug! Because he was really hungry, I guess. And it's bad, because... who knows where those bugs have been?! What if they got in the chocolate?
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
w0, thursday, 10pm-ish
Hello! You're both here! It's good to see you two!!!
no subject
[Here's Mammon, lounging back on the bed. He's got a bit of a sour look because THANKS FOR GETTING HIM INTO (YET-UNTHREADED) DOPPELGANGER SHENANIGANS but whatever, Missile is cute, its hard to get mad at him.]
no subject
[ brilith is always happy to see the dog! even if she can't actually see! she still knows he's cute and that's all that matters. ]
Did you have a good day?
no subject
[ everyone is so heckin clumsy the past few days ]
no subject
[SIGHS.]
But yeah, I've eaten. And I haven't fallen down the stairs. It's real hard NOT to do that when you can't see most things, though.
no subject
[ UM. she's looking between the two of them, very confused? what does that mean. ]
no subject
[ because chocolate is Bad ]
no subject
[STOP SHAMING HIM FOR BUG EATING]
no subject
[ she's blue screening I'msorry ]
no subject
[ Mammon smells like Axé now, which is Axe for filthy rich people, sorry ]
no subject
[MAMMON: EVEN BULLIED BY DOGS]
no subject
bully away, missile ]
no subject
It's pretty strong stuff!!! And it doesn't fade at all! Is that because you're a demon?
no subject
[the GALL]
I'm a demon, not a human, and you should get that into your little head! Don't compare me with those stinky humans!
no subject
ehat a good time for brilith to snap out of it
please enjoy the wounded puppy look, mammon ]
You... think we're smelly?
[ but she cleans so thoroughly?? ]
no subject
[ wow, Mammon, how could you ]
no subject
I-I just mean that humans...smell different...like we're practically different species...
[Just folding his arms and murmuring to himself.]
S-some humans smell okay I guess...
no subject
I... Thank you?
[ is
is that the right answer here
her books never covered how to handle discussing the scents of different species ]
no subject
Oh, I see! So Mammon smells different because he's a demon, and demons like different smells than humans!
So then... what do you think I smell like?
no subject
[Mammon: suddenly thinks of a Certain Human, regrets things.]
Uh, like a dog? Even I don't have a good of a nose as you do, doggy.
no subject
...You could always ask our hosts for cologne, if you're worried about smells.
[ she's trying to help ]
no subject
[ since they're all slobs in this mansion
hmmmm I wonder how long it's been since they started talking... probably almost an hour, right? ]
no subject
[Just turns away and HUFFS! BECAUSE HE IS OFFENDED!]
[It's okay, he'll forgive them in like 10 seconds.]
[Probably like 20-30 minutes honestly filled with Mammon being a Brat]
no subject
[ she's pretty sure mammon bathes? but also she's not really getting close enough to know... SO ANYWAY. ]
Are you staying with us tonight, Missile? We can rearrange the pillows for you, if you like.
[ blindness will not keep her from doting on her new dog ]
no subject
[ click ]
no subject
What was that noise? [He perks his head up.] Was that the door?
no subject
[ concerning. brilith gets up to head for the door and try the knob. ]
It's locked.
no subject
runs to his doggy door and headbutts it, because that's how you leave right???
haha, ha. no. he bounces off of it. ]
I think this one is closed too.
[ as if Mammon or Brilith could leave through it ]
... Um, I could try barking to see if anyone will let us out?