zenitsu

[gitalong]

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[swordflash]

[ what kind of a dog is this to have a friend like that! ]

Wait a minute—then it's not even yours! You're a thief! What if someone's looking for it right now?

[ slapping the surface of the floor, he lowers his body and snaps his head this and that way. ]

Where did it go?

[gitalong]

I'm not a thief!!! It's still in the house, isn't it?!

[ how rude, zenny ]

Hmph. Which way do you think it went?

[swordflash]

[ don't play with what's not yours, doggy.

it dawns on zenitsu that the ball is why missile tripped him up just now. he peers in the direction he was walking and sees it. ]

There, by the door to that room.

[gitalong]

Oh! I see it!

[ ... but he can't admit he wants it because he's a big doggy... really........ ]

... Aren't you going to pick it up?

[swordflash]

[ he shoots Missile a look before he walks over and picks the ball up. ]

All right, let's return this before the owner notices it's missing. Where did you come across it?

[gitalong]

[ Missile looks left, then right, then left again. yes, that's a nice long empty space... ]

Um, down... that way!

[ ... ]

You know, you can just throw it down that way. I can take it back from there!

[ he's So slick ]

[swordflash]

You're just trying to trick me so you can play fetch, aren't you? You're a dog. [ a demonic dog that can talk! but a dog. ] Who do you think I am?

[gitalong]

It doesn't have to be fetch! Like I said, you could just throw it and I'd take it from there!

[ flawless logic ]

Um, I don't know! Who are you?

[swordflash]

I'm Zenitsu Agatsuma! And just where are you gonna take it?

[gitalong]

Hello, Zenitsu Agatsuma! I'm Missile!!!

And I'd take it to the hall! That's where everything is!

[ and it's also the largest space they have inside this house... ]

[swordflash]

Missile, huh?

[ and he thought he was loud. this dog is packing serious lungs. ]

If you take it there, are you gonna leave it? I'll only throw it down that way if you promise not to chase it off to somewhere else!

[gitalong]

But we can't go outside. It's always going to be in the house.

[swordflash]

I'm not talking about outside. What if someone took your food from the kitchen and put it in the lounge, except that person also ate your meal?

[gitalong]

I'd go get more food!

[ the joys of being a simple cute doggy ]

[swordflash]

There's no more. That was the last of it and someone took off with it.

[gitalong]

[ looks back, 6(?) weeks later ]

Then I guess I'd have to learn how to hunt, like my dog ancestors before me.

[ what ancestors??? ]

[swordflash]

[ there's nothing to hunt here! Zenitsu grips his head and squeezes with his hands in frustration. ]

Forget it! Arguing with you is pointless.

[ he winds his arm back, then throws the ball down the hall. ]

Here. Just take it and go already!

[gitalong]

We were having an argument?

[ huh. so that was an argument...

any further thoughts get wiped clean from Missile's little doggy brain as the ball goes sailing away, with Missile not far behind. bye, Zenitsu! ]