[She's just done her rounds with the Saddest Children on God's Green Earth and is just about to climb the stairs back to the bedrooms, when there's the pitter patter of dog feet.]
I mean... You just smell different. Kind of like the silverware Mammon was collecting? But different! And no one else smells like that! Except maybe Miss 45?
[ has he ever sniffed a coin? time to approximate it ]
They have a lot of different responsibililites, yes. A robot sometimes can just be an arm that just does one thing very well, or it can be more complicated, like a whole room of a building. The ones I work with are all like me, though they look a lot less human. I guess you could say that, normally, we look like, um... shiny metal skeletons?
Anyway... yes, that's part of the reason why I can help people. Do you know what a computer is, Missile? [does a dog know how to meme]
Yes! It's the click-clack machine that plugs into the wall! Miss Lynne never uses it! She says "true detectives use blood, sweat, and paper for investigations!"
[Oh boy, how to explain this to a dog... GIVE HER A SECOND]
Well, there's... a very big computer where I am from that has all sorts of information on how to take care of people. It's called a medical database. A normal person wouldn't be able to necessarily use all that information. It's a lot. But because I'm a machine, I can use it much easier than a person. It's like having a... a doctor library, all to myself.
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w2, saturday, post trial
Miss Luna...?
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Oh... hello, Missile.
Is something the matter?
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No, nothing's wrong! I wanted to ask you something. Is there a reason you don't smell like everyone else does?
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That's a peculiar question. What do you mean?
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[ has he ever sniffed a coin? time to approximate it ]
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[...Ah. Hm. There's not really any delicate way around this. But there doesn't seem to be anyone else nearby.]
Yes, there's a reason. But you have to promise to keep it a secret.
Okay?
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[ he might not be the best at hiding there is a secret, but no one will get the details of that secret out of his muzzle! ]
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[welp luna can't read meta text so it's time to make mistakes]
I don't smell like a human because I'm not a human. I'm... a robot.
1/2
2/2
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There's all sorts of different robots, Missile.
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Anyway... yes, that's part of the reason why I can help people. Do you know what a computer is, Missile? [does a dog know how to meme]
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Or something like that. Why? Is it important?
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Well, there's... a very big computer where I am from that has all sorts of information on how to take care of people. It's called a medical database. A normal person wouldn't be able to necessarily use all that information. It's a lot. But because I'm a machine, I can use it much easier than a person. It's like having a... a doctor library, all to myself.
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Miss Luna is a library?
[ sort of?????? ]