[ Just in case... That's valid, though, Ayabe's canon has a kid who was playing hide and seek and was left hiding in the park overnight because everybody else ditched her, she would have appreciated Missile coming to find her. ]
It's just noisy. With everybody rushing around making a mess, I don't want to get involved in all that. You shouldn't either- you're small enough that somebody might hurt you on accident while they're running around.
[ Throwing chairs or whatever the hell happened out there. ]
You don't have to worry about me! I'm a tough little doggy! And if anyone tries to step on me... I'll bark at them!!!
[ he almost got really loud at the end, before remembering 3 minutes ago. ]
Messes can be a lot of fun too! Why, Miss Kamila and I make a mess of Miss Lynne's sofa all the time! But then Miss Lynne yells at us. Like she isn't messy either!
Hmmmm... that's probably a good idea! It would prevent a lot of accidents, wouldn't it? Except when someone's coming close for pets! Ohhh, or for hugs!
[ he likes hugs too much to bark them away. ]
Hmph! As if Miss Lynne doesn't drop things all over the couch! Why, just the other day I saw her drop a chicken bone behind it! And then she chased me away when I tried to eat the skin!!!
[ With all the dog lovers in this place, they'll probably take the barking as excitement, an invitation to get closer instead of going away, so it works out. The main thing is drawing attention to Missile so neither person gets taken by surprise. ]
Does she not have a dining table she eats at?
[ Miss Lynne!! ]
Come to think of it, have people been feeding you alright here? Sometimes the food served for people isn't safe for dogs. I cooked dog food for Ling's dog, but she isn't here [ so presumably Jin Ling ate the dog food instead ] I could do the same for you.
[ Missile is going to be so plump by the end of the game and maaaaaaybe it'll be okay with all the running he does, but it's still not ideal. ]
Who's been feeding you candy? You know to stay away from chocolate, don't you?
[ And onions in sandwiches, and whatever other common things aren't good for dogs. Do dogs need veggies in their diet? He thinks so, but not a lot? he's never owned a dog before. ]
[ There are so many loud men, small shouting men, AND people who got beat up, so this description rules out nobody. ]
Chocolate is a type of candy, and could kill you if you eat it. There might be some in the kitchen pantries- I'll show you what it is so you know what it smells like, but do not taste it.
[ he could always just sit back and let natural selection take over ]
That's a good idea! And make sure to keep it somewhere high! In a cupboard that I can't open! Which shouldn't be that hard, since I don't have any thumbs.
[ To the kitchen! He might as well put all the snacks up at a high place so people can't gorge themselves on candy instead of real food, but he will be foiled due to the fact that more than half the people here are much taller than him anyways.
It's a quick trip to the kitchen, and then the hard part is finding chocolate that isn't in some sort of packaging he has to open to show Missile, because then he'd be obligated to eat it himself so he doesn't leave it lying around. Semi-sweet chocolate chips should do it, so he opens a bag and pours our a couple of chips into a bowl— he'd contemplated his hand for about half a second before realizing it would just melt- and picks Missile up so he can't get at the chocolate. ]
This is chocolate. It can be melted and put over a lot of different things, so it won't always look like this.
[ good call there, Ayabe! because Missile would totally lick your hand and die. but with the way he's dangling, all he can do is tentatively stretch out his neck and take a good sniff of the bowl. ]
It smells... very sweet! Do people eat this stuff every day?
I guess if you run around a lot like you do now, you can eat what you want and not get fat. But you need to eat good stuff too- protein and vitamin and minerals- so you can be big and strong.
[ As big as a little pomeranian cat get, anyways. But he's going to need to be healthy if he can be the best dog for everybody here. ]
Stronger, then. If you don't eat well, you won't have the energy to run around and ...do what you do.
[ Dog things, like being a dog. ]
Vitamins are nutrients in food that keep you healthy. You can have sweets on the side [ though maybe he shouldn't? Ayabe makes a note to check the library if there's anything about that, dogs probably shouldn't be eating sweets period ] but it's important to eat good food. It should mostly be meat.
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[ you know, in case someone... forgot they were playing... or something. ]
Is there a reason you're hiding from the noise?
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[ Just in case... That's valid, though, Ayabe's canon has a kid who was playing hide and seek and was left hiding in the park overnight because everybody else ditched her, she would have appreciated Missile coming to find her. ]
It's just noisy. With everybody rushing around making a mess, I don't want to get involved in all that. You shouldn't either- you're small enough that somebody might hurt you on accident while they're running around.
[ Throwing chairs or whatever the hell happened out there. ]
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You don't have to worry about me! I'm a tough little doggy! And if anyone tries to step on me... I'll bark at them!!!
[ he almost got really loud at the end, before remembering 3 minutes ago. ]
Messes can be a lot of fun too! Why, Miss Kamila and I make a mess of Miss Lynne's sofa all the time! But then Miss Lynne yells at us. Like she isn't messy either!
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[ A warning bark to make sure he doesn't get squashed underfoot, though Missile's loud and bright enough in general that maybe he will be alright. ]
Is Miss Kamila and Miss Lynne your family back home? If it's a nice couch, I'd get why Miss Lynne wouldn't want you to make a mess of it.
[ If it's a normal couch, he would get it. In any situation, Ayabe would be that person yelling about people dirtying his furniture. ]
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[ he likes hugs too much to bark them away. ]
Hmph! As if Miss Lynne doesn't drop things all over the couch! Why, just the other day I saw her drop a chicken bone behind it! And then she chased me away when I tried to eat the skin!!!
Well, it was still on her place, but still!
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Does she not have a dining table she eats at?
[ Miss Lynne!! ]
Come to think of it, have people been feeding you alright here? Sometimes the food served for people isn't safe for dogs. I cooked dog food for Ling's dog, but she isn't here [ so presumably Jin Ling ate the dog food instead ] I could do the same for you.
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[ an adult and a child and a pom all squeeze into a 2(?) bedroom apartment- ]
Oh yes! Everyone has been very generous! I've gotten to eat so much beef and chicken and pork and sandwiches and cheese and candy and-
[ Missile has been eating Very Well, but not very healthily. ]
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Who's been feeding you candy? You know to stay away from chocolate, don't you?
[ And onions in sandwiches, and whatever other common things aren't good for dogs. Do dogs need veggies in their diet? He thinks so, but not a lot? he's never owned a dog before. ]
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[ aka Galo and Lio. ]
... What's chocolate?
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Chocolate is a type of candy, and could kill you if you eat it. There might be some in the kitchen pantries- I'll show you what it is so you know what it smells like, but do not taste it.
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[ he's just a tiny creature, made of instincts,,, ]
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I'll hold onto you so you can't get at it. Will that work?
[ He's a tiny creature but maybe Ayabe is strong enough to keep those instincts at bay. ]
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That's a good idea! And make sure to keep it somewhere high! In a cupboard that I can't open! Which shouldn't be that hard, since I don't have any thumbs.
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That's a good idea. Let's go.
[ To the kitchen! He might as well put all the snacks up at a high place so people can't gorge themselves on candy instead of real food, but he will be foiled due to the fact that more than half the people here are much taller than him anyways.
It's a quick trip to the kitchen, and then the hard part is finding chocolate that isn't in some sort of packaging he has to open to show Missile, because then he'd be obligated to eat it himself so he doesn't leave it lying around. Semi-sweet chocolate chips should do it, so he opens a bag and pours our a couple of chips into a bowl— he'd contemplated his hand for about half a second before realizing it would just melt- and picks Missile up so he can't get at the chocolate. ]
This is chocolate. It can be melted and put over a lot of different things, so it won't always look like this.
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It smells... very sweet! Do people eat this stuff every day?
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[ Definitely not a lot of, not like meals- he's supposing Missile's frame of reference is dog food that's just about the same day in and day out. ]
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[ explain calories, Ayabe ]
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[ Excess calories are bad, Missile. ]
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But what if I don't get fat?
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I guess if you run around a lot like you do now, you can eat what you want and not get fat. But you need to eat good stuff too- protein and vitamin and minerals- so you can be big and strong.
[ As big as a little pomeranian cat get, anyways. But he's going to need to be healthy if he can be the best dog for everybody here. ]
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... I don't think I'll be getting much bigger than this, Ayabe. I am a Pomeranian, after all! And I don't even know what vitamins are anyways!
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[ Dog things, like being a dog. ]
Vitamins are nutrients in food that keep you healthy. You can have sweets on the side [ though maybe he shouldn't? Ayabe makes a note to check the library if there's anything about that, dogs probably shouldn't be eating sweets period ] but it's important to eat good food. It should mostly be meat.
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[ dog things, like protecting small children ]
I love meat! Like Miss Lynne's chicken dinner! Eating lots of it isn't a problem at all!
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That's good. Stick with those chicken dinners, Missile.
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Got it!!! Thank you for looking out for me, Ayabe!
[ hmmmmm, is he close enough for a lick of thanks... ]
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