ayabe

[gitalong]

meme for the meme lords?

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[kazokun]

[ He gets happier!!! Just a little. If Ayabe survives hell mansion, he goes back to canon and gets to take Kosue to the beach during summer vacation, it's very cute. ]

Why would I be happy living in the park?!

[ MISSILE HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE HOMELESS ]

[gitalong]

[ then I'll adopt both of them!!! ]

Isn't that what "urban camping" is?

[ park guy had been pretty happy with it, even if he was doing it for some... protest... thing. ]

[kazokun]

What? No, that's completely different.

[ Is that illegal? He thinks it might be illegal. ]

The park is nice, but I don't want to live there. I like... [ ??? checks the wiki bc it's listed there but he literally never does anything for fun in canon ] photography?

[gitalong]

Then you should do that! Take pictures and go to...

[ ... ]

Museums and stuff! You know, places excitable doggies aren't allowed in. Maybe you could take your brothers and sisters with you!

[ ............. ]

Or maybe just bring one of them along at a time.

[kazokun]

[ He doesn't want to take them one at a time and go five times, but babysitting five of them is also a pain?? This is why only Kosue gets to go to the beach, tbh ]

I guess... Are those things you're interested in, Missile? Places excitable doggies aren't usually allowed in?

[gitalong]

[ go to five different museums!!!!!!!! gosh! ]

... Yes.

[ his tail wags at the thought of Mischief Making ]

Especially if it's somewhere with lots of lights and moving things. I just love barking at those kinds of things!

[kazokun]

[ He's like 600+ years old now thanks to Hori memories, he's too tired!!! ]

Hm... Does it have to be somewhere you're not allowed? It seems like you'd enjoy something as simple as fireflies in the park.

[gitalong]

[ drink some prune juice and tea, grampa!!! ]

Oh, I'd enjoy that too! But sometimes, going places I'm not supposed to... doing things I shouldn't... It's really quite exciting! But I try not to do it too often, or Miss Lynne will swat me, and Miss Kamila will be sad.

[kazokun]

[ he can't help it, Missile gets a head pat for this. ]

They just want to keep you safe. Like when I tell you you can't have chocolate, even though it smells sweet.

[gitalong]

[ head pats!!!!!!! ]

I know! And that's why I try to keep them out of trouble too! Which means scaring off any little mice and greeting every visitor with a great big, "Welcome!!!"

[kazokun]

Oh, you scare off mice, too?

[ What happened tutorial week, Missile ]

And... hm. You'd make a good guard dog too; no burglar would dare try to break into your home.

[gitalong]

[ sorry, he can't do anything about rats - they're way scarier. ]

... Is a kidnapper a burglar?

[kazokun]

Yes. A kidnapper is stealing the most important thing: yourself or one of your loved ones.

[ So maybe Missile's not all that great at warding off kidnappers. ]

[gitalong]

[ hmmmmmmmmm ]

Oh, that's bad. Because I always just want to say "Hello!" to anyone who comes in.

[ he's aware of his shortcomings ]