ayabe

[gitalong]

meme for the meme lords?

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[gitalong]

I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be doing it.

[ me, staring blankly at the screen: is Ayabe forging his parents signatures? is he learning tax law? is Ayabe committing tax evasion??? ]

[kazokun]

[ It's fine! He can make sure the numbers work! Maybe sometimes a little tax evasion is necessary when you have six mouths to feed. ]

No, but the point is, I'm the eldest, so all of that falls on my shoulders.

[gitalong]

... But I thought chores are supposed to be shared between everyone.

[ that's how it works in the Kamila Lynne household, at least! ]

[kazokun]

They're supposed to be... [ But not in the Ayabe household! ]

I know it doesn't sound very fair, but I don't... mind. If it's cleaning, I can ensure that everything is clean. For cooking, I'm the only one who knows how. Naturally, I would take care of those sorts of housework.

[gitalong]

You have to do all of that all day, every day? That sounds really unfair! No wonder you wanted a break!

[ even Missile needs naps after watching Miss Kamila! ]

[kazokun]

[ Every day!! He had to wake up earlier than everybody else just to cook breakfast and have it waiting when they're awake, being awake so early is the worst. But he's quick to have his hands out, gesturing in some sort of placating way. ]

It- it wasn't. I didn't think so... [ It was, and he didn't think so because he's stupid. ]

It was my job. As long as the house was kept proper and my siblings were happy, it was worth it to me. I was happy to do all of that.

1/2

[gitalong]

You're too young to have a job!

2/2

[gitalong]

And you must have wanted something more! Or something different! Why else would you feel like you had to leave?!

[kazokun]

Hm...

[ He hums so he doesn't have to TALK or EXPLAIN anything. ]

Yeah, I ended up leaving. But I think... after everything here, I would go back. I want to see them again.

[ Just casually redirects the conversation, yeah. Yeah. ]

[gitalong]

Are you going to be an adult again?

[kazokun]

...I'm seventeen right now, so I'll be an adult in a couple of months.

[ Canon says it's January for him, so about he has seven months to go before adulthood ]

[gitalong]

Miss Lynne is way older than that, and she's only barely an adult.

[ ... ]

Ayabe? You don't have up be in charge of everything, you know.

[kazokun]

[ Every time he hears about Miss Lynne he wants to put his hands on her shoulders. ]

...Mm. I know. But if there's a job and I'm capable, then I should do it, right?

[gitalong]

... If it really makes you happy, then okay. But that doesn't mean you should give up the other things that make you happy.

[ Ayabe deserves happiness! and hobbies! ]

[kazokun]

Like what?

[ What other things? Nothing makes him happy and he has no hobbies. The happiest part of this entire murdergame so far was the Missile memory. ]

[gitalong]

[ not pictured: me, pounding on the door of Ayabe's universe, demanding full custody immediately ]

Like... anything! Like singing about cooking chicken! Or living in a park! Or listening to music way too loud! Or writing bad romance stories! Or playing with little doggies!

... Do you not know what kinds of things you like...?

[kazokun]

[ He gets happier!!! Just a little. If Ayabe survives hell mansion, he goes back to canon and gets to take Kosue to the beach during summer vacation, it's very cute. ]

Why would I be happy living in the park?!

[ MISSILE HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE HOMELESS ]

[gitalong]

[ then I'll adopt both of them!!! ]

Isn't that what "urban camping" is?

[ park guy had been pretty happy with it, even if he was doing it for some... protest... thing. ]

[kazokun]

What? No, that's completely different.

[ Is that illegal? He thinks it might be illegal. ]

The park is nice, but I don't want to live there. I like... [ ??? checks the wiki bc it's listed there but he literally never does anything for fun in canon ] photography?

[gitalong]

Then you should do that! Take pictures and go to...

[ ... ]

Museums and stuff! You know, places excitable doggies aren't allowed in. Maybe you could take your brothers and sisters with you!

[ ............. ]

Or maybe just bring one of them along at a time.

[kazokun]

[ He doesn't want to take them one at a time and go five times, but babysitting five of them is also a pain?? This is why only Kosue gets to go to the beach, tbh ]

I guess... Are those things you're interested in, Missile? Places excitable doggies aren't usually allowed in?

[gitalong]

[ go to five different museums!!!!!!!! gosh! ]

... Yes.

[ his tail wags at the thought of Mischief Making ]

Especially if it's somewhere with lots of lights and moving things. I just love barking at those kinds of things!

[kazokun]

[ He's like 600+ years old now thanks to Hori memories, he's too tired!!! ]

Hm... Does it have to be somewhere you're not allowed? It seems like you'd enjoy something as simple as fireflies in the park.

[gitalong]

[ drink some prune juice and tea, grampa!!! ]

Oh, I'd enjoy that too! But sometimes, going places I'm not supposed to... doing things I shouldn't... It's really quite exciting! But I try not to do it too often, or Miss Lynne will swat me, and Miss Kamila will be sad.

[kazokun]

[ he can't help it, Missile gets a head pat for this. ]

They just want to keep you safe. Like when I tell you you can't have chocolate, even though it smells sweet.